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Travel and space

Understanding Muggles perceptions of how the world connects up is a big problem for Wizarding people. We have to let go of a lot of our assumptions to grasp how limited Muggle perceptions can be – but understanding this is vital for an understanding of how the Wizarding world can exist unperceived alongside the Muggle world 

As an example take travel to Hogwarts school. A Muggle given a simple explanation of (for example) the Hogwarts Express, the ban on apparating in Hogwarts, the apparent inability to link to the Floo network, and the apparent inability to fly in by broomstick from long distances away will be in considerable confusion. 

Why for example do Hogwarts students have to go to `London' to catch a train to Hogwarts? The answer, immediately obvious to anyone with a knowledge of the basics of Magical Geometrics, will so thoroughly confuse Muggles that they will spend years arguing about contradictions and logical impossibilities and come to no (Muggle) sensible conclusion whatsoever. Exercise 3B in the associated workbook of this chapter will take you step by step through how Muggle Geometrics work to show you how they get to that peculiar state of mind.

Another problem will almost certainly be on apparating.  This is more understandable, as the magic basics of appartion require a level of magical resonance some Wizarding folk find it difficult to grasp. Wizards might understand this a little if the Magic is compared to the way a Muggle learns to ride a bicycle (see the Bicycle exercises in the workbook on having to turn right to go left).  

What a Muggle and some untrained wizards will find extremely difficult to grasp here is that because Hogwarts is both present and not-present in magical space, and is multiply unplottable, anyone attempting apparation automatically ends up at their starting ‘point’. That is apparation is not impossible. It actually occurs but is in many senses of the word totally pointless.  

Muggles, however hard they try to imagine a different order in the world, cannot rid themselves of the illusion of somewhere having to have an absolute  fixed point in space. 

When it comes to the advanced space-shifting spells (and the associated security measures) that allow the `Hogwarts Express' to exist, or allow apparation-like approaches to unplottable location boundaries, matters go right beyond their comprehension limits. 

Muggle concepts of Quantum Physics are oversimplified attempts to grasp these realities. Advanced students should see ‘Magical Misdirection in Muggle Science’ for references to the recently declassified work of MOM Unspeakable agents in shaping Muggles away from inconvenient understandings. The work of Wizards Einstein and Heisenberg is especially interesting.

Advanced students with access to the InfoMagic Grimegoire (restricted library rules apply) may also want to carry out the suggested exercises in the Ministry of Magic's Muggle Diversion Units so-called `INTERNET'  sites; for example the International Federation MOM disinformation site commonly known in the Muggle world as HPForGrownups. The day by day strategies used to  confuse inquisitive Muggles will be instructive.

Preliminary Self-Assesment Question

It is impossible to set a Portkey to travel INTO an unplottable location from outside that location where the first journey is inwards. But a Portakey can be set to travel FROM an unplottable location TO a space outside that location and take back TO that unplottable location anyone who made the outwards journey, and only them. 

Attempt an explanation of this using only Muggle concepts of space and time. 

For special credits: Do Muggles have ‘Time’ problems  regarding the ‘duration’ between outwards and inwards journeys in the ‘From-Unplottable’ 
round trip case? What are the problems Muggles face and how do these 
illustrate Muggle worldviews?
 

WORKBOOK OF 
PRACTICAL EXERCISES
(And answers to SAQs)

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