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Hi, My name is Fibber McGee, I am an African Grey Timneh and this is my home page. The picture above was taken when I was real little. I'm a lot older now. "I'm a big boy." Dad highlighted some of the words I say in Red. I was 8 years old October 5, 2005 and I know way over 600 words and phrases.
"Fibber McGee that's me"

My humans call me motor beak.
I live with my humans and all the rest of my birdie friends.

"Peeky-boo I see You"

This is Greyce. She is a Timneh just like me. Mom and Dad took her in because her owner

couldn't keep her anymore. She didn't talk much when she came here. She will be 11 years old January 25, 2006.
She kinda likes it here now and she knows a lot of words too.

We got another addition to the family. A Blue Headed Pionus whose name is Bonnie Boy Blue. You can visit him and his web page here.

Added in November 1999

click to visit our Samantha.

Hi my name is Peaches and I just came here.

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Hi, I'm Livingston

Click on my picture to visit me.

Hi, My name is Bogey

Click on my picture to visit me.

This is for my friend Molly. She was a Mexican Red Headed Amazon who lived with us for 3 short years. She was 8 years old when she died on July 8, 1998. We miss her and hope to see her again in the next world. Please visit her page here. MOLLY's Tribute

I sang "Happy Birthday to Fibber" on my birthday in October and I have been wishing everyone a "Merry Christmas Everyone Ho-Ho-Ho" for the whole month of December and I am still doing it. I told everyone "Happy New Year". And I told everyone " Happy Daddy Day" in June.
I tell everyone "Good Morning" and Whistle "Charge","Bridge on the River Kwai" ," The Woody Woodpecker Song" or the "Oscar Mayer Wiener Song" to get my humans up in the mornings. If that doesn't get them up, I tell them "Fibber wants a red Ferrari or Fibbers going bye-bye in a red Ferrari." If they still don't get up I yell "Come here - Let me out - Feed me - I'm hungry - Right now." That usually gets them motivated.
Daddy did a no-no when he taught me what grapes and carrots are.
Now I tell him "Fibber wants a (red, green) grape or carrot." I also tell Mom to "Cook me a grape." I especially like green grapes.
"I Love Daddy" and sometimes "I Love Mommy" too.
When daddy lets me out in the morning I tell him "Fibber go potty" and then "I'm a big big big big boy" I get carried away sometimes.
I love to play "Peeky-Boo" "I See You"on the top of my house and tell everyone "I Love You" ask them "Whatcha doin, Hmmm" and give kisseys. Lately I ask if "You Wanna know a Secret?","Fibber Needs a Grape!" Then when Dad gives me a grape, I say "Thank You".

Everyone says Dad should send me to Campbell's Soup Company advertising agency, as whenever Dad eats some chicken noodle soup, he gives me a couple of noodles and I say "Umm Umm Good." I like em, they're "Yum Yums."
Well, this is about the end of my page for now "Whew, Boy I'm Tired" so I will sign off and hope you will stop back. "Bye-Bye" You come back now.
"Do you understand that?"

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Awards I have won !!!

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Parrot Commandments (Reformed Version)

1. I am Parrot, thou shalt not attend to other beings in My Presence.

2. Thou shalt Love Me absolutely and without reservation.

3. Thou shalt keep holy My feeding times.

4. Thou shalt provide regular baths.

5. Thou shalt honor Me above all other creatures.

6. Thou shalt never raise thine hand against Me.

7. I am thy Mate. Thou shalt not hold affection for other beings.

8. Thou shalt honor My Beak, My Crop, and My Every Desire.

9. Thou shalt not covet the offerings of thy pet stores.
Thou Hast Me.

10. Should'st thou fail to observe the foregoing commandments,
I will ruin thine ears.

CREATION

On the First Day
God created the Parrot

On the Second Day
God created Man to Serve the Parrot

On the Third Day
God created all the vegetables and nuts on the earth to serve a potential food for the Parrot
IF he liked them

On the Fourth Day
God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the Parrot

On the Fifth Day
God created trees and branches and cables and ropes so that the Parrot could chew them through

On the Sixth Day
God created Veterinary Science to keep the Parrot healthy and man broke

On the Seventh Day
God tried to rest, But he had to clean the Parrot cage

Dear Dogs and Cats and Birds,

The dishes with the paw print or a feather print, are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print or your beak in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. Biting me because someone close to me that you dont like is not PLEASANT!
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow or scream "where'd ya go?", try to turn the knob, get your paw under the edge, chew the door to shreds, and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. I have been using the bathroom for years--canine, feline,or psittacine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt or preen your hiney. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair or feathers on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture and "feather pillows".)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours or maybe just two, and does or does not speak clearly. And when they do... I did not teach them all those bad words!

Remember: Dogs, cats, and birds are better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes , don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they have babies, you can sell their children.